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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

What does it mean if I had a dream about my mom who passed 12 years ago waking up from her coma and asking for my dad? I have never had a dreams about her since she has been gone.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good.

So they tried

No go.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Jenny from Perth writes – my partner is the life of the party, women and men adore him. But at home, he gets angry at us for the silliest reasons and never nice words me or our kids, always putting us down. Should I stay or leave him?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Still no good

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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